BRAINS PLEASE | Mind Scanners - Part 1

Scanners could be compared to Paper's Please but instead of documents it's your sanity that's being inspected... lots of moral choices to ponder here!
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  1. Mackenzie Wright

    Mackenzie Wright

    پیش 17 ساعت

    If anyone says their favorite distractible episode is anything other than bobs fridge they are lying 😂

  2. The fat rat

    The fat rat

    پیش 21 ساعت

    A 40k reference? Could this be?

  3. Gentlendy


    پیش 21 ساعت

    A 40K reference was not something I was expecting

  4. Gray


    پیش 22 ساعت

    As someone who's training to be a counselor having the power to diagnose someone is definitely an uncomfortable thing to think about

  5. Thedctor83


    پیش روز

    I am getting VERY heavy Papers Please vibes from this….. Am I the only one? P.S. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

  6. Enaxity


    پیش روز

    I feel sorry for markiplier not realising that what you pick during scanning makes the conclusion. all i can say is that we fall victim to our decisions.

  7. Cybershark _309

    Cybershark _309

    پیش روز

    Ah yes, driven assimilators

  8. Samantha Sellinger

    Samantha Sellinger

    پیش 2 روز


  9. Rett Films

    Rett Films

    پیش 2 روز

    Because the people who made papers please made please don’t touch anything

  10. Rett Films

    Rett Films

    پیش 2 روز

    I feel like this is the same people who made papers please and please don’t touch anything

  11. Natalie J.

    Natalie J.

    پیش 2 روز

    If it‘s an inconvenience that you can‘t visit the daughter so you get a discount, why not ask multiple times a day? 😉

  12. Whats-My-Fandom


    پیش 2 روز

    19:57 The way they turned her cause around :( 24:32 That face lol

  13. Oo-De-Lally


    پیش 2 روز

    I adore this game's art style.

  14. noodlesRawsome24


    پیش 2 روز

    Glad to hear you follow the Cult Mechanicus

  15. Abby Sopata

    Abby Sopata

    پیش 2 روز

    Bob's fridge is hilarious

  16. Bubblegum Strange

    Bubblegum Strange

    پیش 2 روز

    Reminds me of the horror movie scanners a bit

  17. Jane Engstrom

    Jane Engstrom

    پیش 3 روز

    It would be hilarious if he played Skyrim. 😂

  18. 142


    پیش 4 روز

    Richard Del Romeo might be a reference to John Romero: one of the founding fathers of DOOM

  19. Toothpick McMoore

    Toothpick McMoore

    پیش 4 روز

    21:56 The what??

  20. Corey, sv7s

    Corey, sv7s

    پیش 4 روز

    Mark: MööNRîse, what kinda name is moonrise? Do You think that’s cool 😒 that’s kinda cool actually 🙃 16:47

  21. Oli


    پیش 4 روز

    this sounds like the left

  22. I'm just a guy

    I'm just a guy

    پیش 4 روز

    Ima be 100% honest, if a hospital dosent let you see a patient at least ones every 2 or 3 days get them out

  23. Henry


    پیش 5 روز

    So... they're giving his daughter normal pills huh?

  24. Jaxcraft 28

    Jaxcraft 28

    پیش 5 روز

    19:56: Ok yeah, no. You're insane. XD

  25. Jaxcraft 28

    Jaxcraft 28

    پیش 5 روز

    17:15: Nooo! D,X 16:05: I feel so bad for Bert Herbert. 🥺

  26. Jaxcraft 28

    Jaxcraft 28

    پیش 5 روز

    1:32: PFT! What the heck, Mark!? XD

  27. Jaxcraft 28

    Jaxcraft 28

    پیش 5 روز

    Ooh. This should be interesting. 😲

  28. Nova White

    Nova White

    پیش 5 روز

    bobs fridge is the funniest thing ever so much hate

  29. Selizabeth77


    پیش 5 روز

    bobs fridge is my favorite

  30. Azure Darkrim

    Azure Darkrim

    پیش 5 روز

    Mark: *reads mind reading result* Me: Ahh he's sane, imaginary friend is one thing, but being insane is another. Mark: I declare thee insane!! Me: wait wut? XD

  31. Arrow 1228

    Arrow 1228

    پیش 5 روز

    For the podcast my favorite episode might honestly be either the Camping one or Bob's Fridge. Both are great and I love the podcast to death! For anyone who may think podcast isn't their thing or just haven't listened to it please give it a chance. It really is a fun time and there are no boring bits

  32. FMFF


    پیش 5 روز

    Mark: imagine having a social quota like mandated performance My adhd/ autistic ass: 👁👄👁 can I take off the mask now

  33. dracoslayer16


    پیش 5 روز

    18:40 Mark found the Adeptus Mechanicus representative in the Structure.

  34. Fckthe Police

    Fckthe Police

    پیش 5 روز


  35. sarah girard

    sarah girard

    پیش 5 روز

    i want to see this but every person be declared sane

  36. Briana Pearson

    Briana Pearson

    پیش 5 روز


  37. Coda Black

    Coda Black

    پیش 5 روز

    hello everybody my name is welcome what i hear at every intro

  38. don't mind me

    don't mind me

    پیش 5 روز

    markiplier did i help i kinda helped but did i me you stoped her from cutting of her finger markiplier but did that help

  39. Supa Turtle

    Supa Turtle

    پیش 6 روز

    25:43 what like china's social currency?

  40. BanterQueenTin


    پیش 6 روز

    25:36 That's already how it's like in china. The lower your social point is, the lesser you're entitled to things others with higher points have free access to. Reminds me of one black mirror episode I watched.

  41. Harry Yemer

    Harry Yemer

    پیش 6 روز

    In the movie

  42. Tainted Myth0s

    Tainted Myth0s

    پیش 6 روز

    18:47 I'm trying to get into 40k (virtually, no money for figurines atm lol) and Adeptus Mechanicus is the faction I'm planning on playing! It's cool to see that Mark knows about them xD

  43. Shythalia


    پیش 7 روز

    "Scissorosis" sounds like some Doc McStuffins shit.

  44. Shythalia


    پیش 7 روز

    Anyone or anything that says a mental illness is "contagious" is already sketchy.

  45. snowdogg106


    پیش 7 روز

    Bobs fride was my fav so far

  46. Nerdy Potato101

    Nerdy Potato101

    پیش 7 روز

    My favorite by far is Bob’s fridge episode

  47. cold wind

    cold wind

    پیش 7 روز

    Another series that shows mark should never have any power or be allowed to make any important choices or give advice

  48. Young Skooma

    Young Skooma

    پیش 7 روز

    Favorite episode is bobs fridge by far

  49. surfer 23

    surfer 23

    پیش 7 روز

    Someone being a mind scanner that is down bad puts their pp in the microphone

  50. WildRose


    پیش 7 روز

    the hold my beer episode so far is my absolute favorite, i laughed so freaking hard when mark just says "i broke my ass"

  51. Katie Cooke

    Katie Cooke

    پیش 7 روز

    My favorite episode of Distractible was Hair.

  52. Fire Wolf

    Fire Wolf

    پیش 7 روز

    “You want me to talk to this broccoli headed dude?” Me: …Midoriya is that you??

  53. lexi demun

    lexi demun

    پیش 7 روز

    Bobs fridge is the best I also like hold my beer

  54. Shikari Fox

    Shikari Fox

    پیش 7 روز

    5:28 Mark: Says "Barbara" Wade: Why's my eye twitching?

  55. Nora Crowe

    Nora Crowe

    پیش 7 روز

    …” so thou art INSANE”… cuts to headspace ad 😂

  56. omniRex


    پیش 7 روز

    Bert Herbert's case is interesting. On one hand, it's just a harmless imaginary friend who keeps a lonely person company. Keeps him, ironically, sane. On the other hand, doesn't he deserve to realise the truth, that his friend isn't real? Taking a line from Dr. House; "It's not real. Therefore, it's meaningless." (from the last episode of season 2).

  57. Katie Kerber

    Katie Kerber

    پیش 7 روز

    Uh do you have merch

  58. Brian Bass

    Brian Bass

    پیش 7 روز

    Alternate title: Mark slowly becomes a libertarian

  59. DeeBig Beenz25

    DeeBig Beenz25

    پیش 7 روز

    Dr Phil would be great at this game

  60. Christophe M.

    Christophe M.

    پیش 7 روز

    Oop you know what I still don’t see…little nightmares 2

  61. mr. rat man

    mr. rat man

    پیش 7 روز

    was cyborg girl a metaphor for being trans or am i reading too much into it??? the disappointed by own body bit seems to allude to that. also the system interpreting her activism as wanting to get rid of all non-cyborgs sounds like the ever elusive gay agenda to me and plain-skins has definitive cishet vibes...

  62. Kloey Clarke

    Kloey Clarke

    پیش 7 روز

    Mark knows the ad mech 👀

  63. RossDog


    پیش 8 روز

    If you're here watching Mark and feeling inspired then keep going grinding away! We are all in the same boat here looking for ways to help all our channels. keep up the good work and Never Give Up!

  64. Leechcraft


    پیش 8 روز

    China actually has a mandatory social media quota. It's Orwellian af.

  65. jama211


    پیش 8 روز

    This game is tooo haaaard

  66. Noah Herbert

    Noah Herbert

    پیش 8 روز

    17:01 Mom!

  67. Raymond Harris

    Raymond Harris

    پیش 8 روز

    Every time Mark mentions WH40K it makes me smile.

  68. Unlink 700

    Unlink 700

    پیش 8 روز


  69. Emcyther


    پیش 8 روز


  70. 064678543


    پیش 8 روز

    _"Dr. Bernard Hazzlehof says my brain is defective, but one day, there will be a cure for my disability. I do not like it when he says this. I do not feel disabled, defective or a need to be cured. I like being an Aspie. It would be like trying to change the color of my eyes."_ -Max Jerry Horowitz, Mary and Max (2009)

  71. ICommitted_ArsonForAnime


    پیش 8 روز

    I havent watched mark for a few years he has changed alot lol

  72. Miguel Machado

    Miguel Machado

    پیش 8 روز

    7:28 he said my name

  73. PurePlummet


    پیش 8 روز

    Barbara: I want to hack off a piece of my body and trim people’s flesh Mark: I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HAVING THE POWER TO DECLARE SOMEONE SANE OR INSANE Bert: I have an imaginary friend Mark: [without missing a beat] INSANE

  74. Wayne Stewart

    Wayne Stewart

    پیش 8 روز

    Social scoring is mandated by the Chinese Communist Party. I hope that doesn't happen here. It would destroy democracy.

  75. ezekiel cooper

    ezekiel cooper

    پیش 8 روز

    the camping trip story from bob was the best so far XD

  76. Adam


    پیش 9 روز

    it has the art style and alot of similarities with papers please, but the story and the gameplay is so much different, it would be unfair to compare the two

  77. luqman mohamed

    luqman mohamed

    پیش 9 روز

    @markiplier please continue the Minecraft sires you didn't even get netherite and you didn't defeat the enderdragon

  78. Crazy Shoter100

    Crazy Shoter100

    پیش 9 روز

    Mark the cyborg girl was sane 😭

    • Crazy Shoter100

      Crazy Shoter100

      پیش 9 روز

      Yeah mark this isn’t it for you this time around

  79. Ejlive1997


    پیش 9 روز

    Speaking of papers please wheres my other endings?

  80. Melanie McDowell

    Melanie McDowell

    پیش 9 روز

    My favorite episode of Distractable is Bob's Fridge, made better by the fact that Bob is such a great storyteller! Close second is Transportation (I feel like Wade truly unleashed his inner crazy with that one)

  81. bob the FNAF geek

    bob the FNAF geek

    پیش 9 روز

    I want to see like a five nights at freddys style type play through

  82. alfa et beta

    alfa et beta

    پیش 9 روز

    F**** yeah, I destroy your personality!!!

  83. Noelliphant


    پیش 9 روز


  84. AdMortem EOC

    AdMortem EOC

    پیش 9 روز

    Am I the only one who thinks this game is similar to The Evil Within? ngl, The Structure kinda reminds me of STEM.

  85. joan lamrack

    joan lamrack

    پیش 9 روز

    I rewatched first part again. Yes, it is that good 😁

  86. Adam Irfan

    Adam Irfan

    پیش 9 روز


  87. Dr Coconut

    Dr Coconut

    پیش 9 روز

    This game physically pains me but then its so interesting

  88. Juanita Olivier

    Juanita Olivier

    پیش 9 روز

    My favourite episode of Distractible is "Bob's fridge"

  89. Limbo Mask

    Limbo Mask

    پیش 9 روز

    It feels like Papers please and Please don’t touch anything

  90. NekoColaQ


    پیش 9 روز

    I still remember Presentable Liberty vividly. Don't hit with a nostalgia-bomb like that

  91. NeonFox


    پیش 9 روز

    Crystine is Vegan Teacher but Cyborg version lmao

  92. Amber Chapman

    Amber Chapman

    پیش 9 روز

    Ok but Bob’s Fridge from Distractible was pretty funny 😂

  93. Babies


    پیش 9 روز

    The psyborg is wrong, but sane.

  94. Micah Revenant

    Micah Revenant

    پیش 9 روز

    Damn, for someone who has lost her little man to death (my six month old son) 6 years ago, and my two other children to "the man," (court/system/etc), Burt Herbert really hit too close to home. Pardon me, while I try not to cry.

  95. Jasper Dinda

    Jasper Dinda

    پیش 9 روز

    Bob’s Fridge was and is my favorite

  96. Et in Arcadia ego

    Et in Arcadia ego

    پیش 9 روز

    Mark, thank you so much for remaining light-hearted and fun in an age of neverending controversy. You focus on the game and not politics. I come to this channel after a hard day dealing with the endless bullshit to laugh and not think too deeply.

  97. Dan Blake

    Dan Blake

    پیش 9 روز

    I was literally doing housework while l was listening to distractible this week... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

  98. Dented Cavedood

    Dented Cavedood

    پیش 9 روز

    my fav part of distractible is bobs fridge fuckery

  99. Petrichor o

    Petrichor o

    پیش 9 روز

    At 21:20 when Mark is complaining that he doesnt know anything i realized that that may just be a sign that the structure could be bad. I mean that seems to be what they’re getting at but whatever. The structure cannot do everything and requires bodies to do work for it. But it doesnt want these bodies getting a mind of their own and going against their “creator”. So the structure will keep education at the lowest possible so that whatever the structure tells people, the people will listen.

  100. packing heath

    packing heath

    پیش 9 روز

    Barbara Brandenburg has my last name 🥴